Dinosaur Lover Gifts

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that big thing?!!'

Jerry went extinct.

"And the award for best newcomer goes to..."

'The sequester's coming! We have to act now!'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!

'Looks like Og took up jogging!'

'Sorry... you are late. There are no vacancies.'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

"You want to tell me that you've developed a time machine? And it really works? C'mon, you're kidding, Prof. Hashmich!"

Dino Fest

'You're the first of our kind and we're the last of our kind. Care to join us for a farewell drink?'

'You know, that Lenny is a real 'glass half empty' kind of guy...!'

"I see dinosaurs are trending."

"No, you can't have a new pet. You let your last one go extinct."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"I don't think he has properly adjusted to his new circumstances."

"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."

"It's a rather disturbing trend."

"One man's meat is another man's beloved pet."

Window Washer Monster

The Birth of Soccer

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Catasaurus

"Right or wrong he just bugs the shit out of me."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"I'm a hunter" "I'm a gather" "I'm f****d"

"Where's the filling?"

'What did you do with the dinosaur I killed YESTERDAY?'

Horror stories - the early years.

"So, that will be meat with extra meat sauce, and a side of meat."

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

'You're SURE this is how to make gasoline?'