Dinosaur Devotee Gifts

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"This particular species is believed to have travelled in troupes."

Oogy flunks his cave drawing final.

'We're the largest, strongest things on this planet! Why change now?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"To think our very existence hinges on your bloody headache!"

Mesozoic era - Cenozoic era

"Wow! You're gonna beat the high score!"

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

"Him? No thanks. He's too into clubbing."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Nothing for me. I had a food truck for lunch."

The Bonvoy Age...

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'Last days of the mammoths.'

'What the heck, this is a new one: They're cooking the mammoth!'

Being only in the 5th grade, Bully didn't quite grasp the concept of a 'carbon footpring'...

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

"I hope that isn't a love-bite on your neck young lady!"

'He's at that age, he knows the names of all of them.'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

The First Age Discrimination Trial.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"You spoil that dog."

Ancient boxers

Stone Age Driving Test

"This diamond is puny. If you are really serious about marrying me you've gotta give me a much bigger rock!"

"All these designs are also available as fridge magnets, bookmarks, tea-towels and keyrings."

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

"Humans! We are here to claim your planet!"

Aircraft

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."