Dino Devotee Gifts

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Dinosaurs in museum with model of an extinct bank

Bridezilla

Dinosaur Predicting Oil Futures.

Never forget to floss.

'You know, that Lenny is a real 'glass half empty' kind of guy...!'

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'OK, we'll call that big guy... squirrel. The dude with the long neck is, ah, turtle and call the cat with stripes... snake; no, make that rat.'

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"I don't see it, but I'm sure we don't allow service dinosaurs!"

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

"That museum tour was great! My favorite part was the dinosaur skeletons! What was your favorite part, Nora?"

How to survive the coming crash.

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Honey, next time you walk the mammoth!"

"Oh choose lousy emotional support animal!"

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

Utilosaurus

'...and hold the trilobites.'

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

Early Tailgate Parties.

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'A tad premature, perhaps, but we've decided to call him Fossil Fuel.'

'To heck with dieting, who's gonna care twenty million years from now?'

Prehistoric Take-Your-Child-To-Work Day.

'This is the largest land predator that ever existed -- I may need a little help.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Dinosaurs

Geekasaurus.

"Well, well, well, if it ain't the 'long' arm of the law."

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

It's "T-Rex," not "Trixie"!