Demon Devotee Gifts

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

'It was a split decision.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Thomas Hardy

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"Okay, who's purring?"

Little boy dragon

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

Utilosaurus

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

How to survive the coming crash.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Give Thanks.

Never forget to floss.

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

Thriller of the Week