Divine Devotee Gifts

'Just to make it crystal clear, I AM holier than thou.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Put it in writing!'

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"It was hallelujahs all 'round when the lad agreed to join the family business."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Thomas Hardy

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Bonk!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

'What a control freak!'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...

Dante Alighieri

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'It was a split decision.'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'