Devotion Devotee Gifts

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Thomas Hardy

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

You're the olive in my martini

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Church Restoration Fund.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

Samuel Johnson

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"