Deity Devotee Gifts

Designated smoking area of the gods

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Bonk!"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

'What a control freak!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'It was a split decision.'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"