Devotional Devotee Gifts

Give Thanks.

Daily Devotional

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Thomas Hardy

You're the olive in my martini

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

One book... One book... One book...

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

John Knox

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Man turns into an angel.

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Thriller of the Week

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

Biden or Bust

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"