Dedication Devotee Gifts

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

'Circulation is working hard to keep our business.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

You're the olive in my martini

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Dunhomin"

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

Give Thanks.

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I really lose patience with people who moan all the time about their supposed 'workloads'.'

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

Zeal.

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"