Definition Devotee Gifts

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Thomas Hardy

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

Church Restoration Fund.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

One book... One book... One book...

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

Samuel Johnson

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"Hey! Green eyes!"

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Give Thanks.

"I like your slavish attention to detail."