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'I'm NOT a pedant.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Thomas Hardy

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Church Restoration Fund.

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Samuel Johnson

"Hey! Green eyes!"

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

Give Thanks.

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'