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"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"I bought a dictionary so I'll never be at a loss for words."

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

Samuel Johnson

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

Dr. Samuel Johnson

'Let's see now...The meaning of life, the meaning of life...'

"Sorry, I don't do small talk."

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Closing Laugh: A -Z Dictionary

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

'The meaning of 'life', my son? Well, let me see.'

Department of Lexicography: "Want to knock off early and go out for some alphabet soup?"

"You're reading the dictionary?"

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"Before I start, I expect you're all figuratively dying for a cup of tea?"

"Hey guys, this is the only book you need. It contains every word of every book!"

"What does it mean when someone says, 'I capitulate'?"

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"That question you asked earlier piqued my curiosity, Steve..."

Wordplay: Suction.

"Hello, I'm Clifton Latimer."

'From now on, Jaded will not mean tired or worn out but rather overweight and minging'. V annoying

Wordplay: Indentation.

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places.

"Spoiler alert...Z."

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

Publication Day for Johnson's Dictionary

Have you been reading the dictionary I gave you, Al? A little too much I think � Last night, my date slapped me when I asked if I could osculate her good night.