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Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Bonk!"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

2016 election squabbles!

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'What a control freak!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

Samuel Johnson

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Brexit

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'