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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

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'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

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"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

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"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

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In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'