Distraction Devotee T-Shirts

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Holly? Are you listening?'

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Thomas Hardy

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

Artist chained to his drawing.

'What a control freak!'

'This guy is really good!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

One book... One book... One book...

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

The Keyboard

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

Thriller of the Week

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."