Distraction Devotee Gifts

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Holly? Are you listening?'

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

Artist chained to his drawing.

'What a control freak!'

'This guy is really good!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

The Keyboard

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

Thriller of the Week

"Live your life devoid of attachments."