Distraction Aficionado Gifts

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Desert Island BBQ

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Sitting in a tree

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Valentine Day

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Outré or simply bad?"

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Love Birds love just being together

They get into debt so fast these days...

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

You just keep giving.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."