Discipline Aficionado Gifts

'Bad man... you are a mad man!'

Naughty Corner.

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"Okay, now I need your name."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

"Portrait of a Lady"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Driverless cars rage.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The Origami Society...

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."