Competition Aficionado Gifts

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

Builders fighting over projects.

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can our software do that?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Putin and Zelensky

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'God's speed.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Fishing Boat Derby

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cheesie Rider

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football.

Fox hunting.