Competitive Spirit Aficionado Gifts

'Underarm. . . underarm!'

'We've gone into a more competitive merit system.'

Jose Mourinho

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Ratminton

The Salesman

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"I love fast break business success."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"