Competitive Spirit Admirer Gifts

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

I know he's horrid, but you're still out.

'My record is 527 ants in one tonguing...'

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

Monica Seles

The Salesman

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Ratminton

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Skate or die."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"I love fast break business success."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"