Competitive Spirit Admirer Pillows

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

I know he's horrid, but you're still out.

'My record is 527 ants in one tonguing...'

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Ratminton

The Salesman

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Skate or die."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'The grudge match.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'