Competitive Spirit Appreciator Pillows

Sometimes a desire for excellence needs to be tempered somewhat.

Final Round of Biggest Snoozer.

Ed and David Milliband

'Now, cut that out!'

'I may have lost, but I gave as good as I got.' 'Yes, indeed. We saw you beating the hell out of the referee.'

"No, I'm not a mountaineer. I just didn't want to concede this shot."

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Salesman

Ratminton

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I love fast break business success."