Competitive Spirit Appreciator Pillows

Sometimes a desire for excellence needs to be tempered somewhat.

Final Round of Biggest Snoozer.

Ed and David Milliband

'Now, cut that out!'

'I may have lost, but I gave as good as I got.' 'Yes, indeed. We saw you beating the hell out of the referee.'

"No, I'm not a mountaineer. I just didn't want to concede this shot."

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Ratminton

The Salesman

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'The grudge match.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'