Competitive Spirits Appreciator Pillows

'Great performance. He was going for a triple bypass, and he did a quadruple.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Snail Racing

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Brickie's Mate

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

'I hate snowboarders!'

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Beer

The weight of winning gold.

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

Caddy With A Cool Box

One-upmanship.

Rugby golden oldies.

U S football.