Competitive Spirit Fan Gifts

'Just remember what I told you about winners going out to stud.'

No caption. (Two spiders are playing tennis. The player serving throws up a fly instead of a tennis ball).

Needle exchange

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

One-upmanship.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

Ratminton

The First Annual Game Show Week.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The Salesman

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Snail Racing

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I love fast break business success."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."