Competitive Spirit Fan Gifts

'Just remember what I told you about winners going out to stud.'

Needle exchange

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

One-upmanship.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Ratminton

The Salesman

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Skate or die."

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Snail Racing

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'The grudge match.'