Competitive Spirit Champion Gifts

"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Ratminton

The First Annual Game Show Week.

The Salesman

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Snail Racing

"I love fast break business success."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"