Competitive Spirit Champion Pillows

"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

The Salesman

Ratminton

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Skate or die."

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Snail Racing

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'The grudge match.'