Champion Spirit Pillows

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Belief and Trust.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Game In A Can.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Football tournament fever during office hours.

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Football Stadium

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Cat plays the cello

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

One-upmanship.

Santa Self Esteem.

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'