Champion Spirit Pillows

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Belief and Trust.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Game In A Can.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"You idiots … we lost!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Football Stadium

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Cat plays the cello

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

One-upmanship.

Santa Self Esteem.

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'