Fighting Spirit Champion Pillows

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Belief and Trust.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Skate or die."

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"I don't plead."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"You idiots … we lost!"

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Football Stadium

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Auld Gang Sign

Edinson Cavani

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Rugby golden oldies.

Christmas pine

One-upmanship.

Santa Self Esteem.

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

A Hunting Apointment

War Exercise.

"You don't have coffee breath. And you call yourself a team player!"

Javelin

The Power of the Pen