Festive Spirit Challenger Pillows

Christmas pine

"Have you got anything for a miserable old bastard who hates Christmas and everything to do with it?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Bubbly

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Prosecco Peacock

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Cow and Milk

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Reindeer

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Farmer Christmas.

Dog on a harp

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Mice playing double bass

Sabrage!

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

"Room for bigger presents."

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'