Festive Spirit Warriors Pillows

Santa claus inflation.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Farmer Christmas.

Mice playing double bass

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

Dog's Christmas list.

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

Easter Bunny

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

Counting Blessings

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

How to believe in yourself.

The Bavarians, scene 1.