Spiritual Warriors Pillows

William Booth

"Help this athlete grow bigger and stronger, so that when he goes into the ring, he can beat the brains our of his opponent."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Monk Prompt

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Nun Binning the Devil

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."