Christmas Spirit Warrior Pillows

'All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names.'

'A woman can't do your job because women don't have beards?? HA! You should have known my mother!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Santa CGI Effect

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Marley's Ghost

Minister Starts at a New Church

Snowman Tattoo

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Scrooge is out, I see.'

Santa Claus

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

Russian Doll Christmas

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Nutcracker mice

Steampunk Santa

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

Boxing Day

"The Giving Stuff Away division is in the hole, like always."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Santa Self Esteem.

If we don't restructure our manufacturing base abroad to minimise core costs and increase margins and profit ratios then I fear we're in danger of forgetting what Christmas is actually about!