Spirit Warrior Pillows

'We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how about you?'

Ban on Free Speech

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Nun Binning the Devil

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Censorship is killing free society.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Is that neat whisky?"

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

"Work with me!"

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."