Spirit Warrior Gifts

'We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how about you?'

Ban on Free Speech

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Nun Binning the Devil

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Morale in the office was up 37 percent since the addition of the new 78th floor driving range.

Minister Starts at a New Church

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

Censorship is killing free society.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Is that neat whisky?"

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

"Work with me!"

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'