School Spirit Warrior Gifts

"Give me a hug!"

Computer Room.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Back to school.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Highschool sign.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Nervous Student

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

Morale in the office was up 37 percent since the addition of the new 78th floor driving range.

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'