School Spirit Leader Gifts

The best PE teacher in the World.

I love the fashion mistakes everyone wears back to school. W. Fester High. What were they thinking? It's fun to pick out the biggest whopper. I just wish � I wasn't wearing it. Rompers are so 3 weeks ago!

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Highschool sign.

Nervous Student

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

Obama in schools.

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

"We're looking for an outfit that says we are really going to buckle down this semester."