School Spirit Champ Gifts

'Let me guess. It's the first day of school.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Back to school.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Jumping cheerleaders

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Highschool sign.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Nervous Student

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Obama in schools.

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?