School Spirit Champ Gifts

'Let me guess. It's the first day of school.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Jumping cheerleaders

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Highschool sign.

Nervous Student

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Obama in schools.

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"