School Champion Gifts

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Children's education

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

'Too much for the school run?'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

Lessons.

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

'Straight A's. That means good.'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"