School Champion Gifts

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Exam

"Could I ask just one question?"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Children's education

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Too much for the school run?'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

Lessons.

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'