Schoolyard Champion Gifts

Hopscotch

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Exam

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Too much for the school run?'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Will eat your homework for $.

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

I miss recess!

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Straight A's. That means good.'