Schoolyard Champion Gifts

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Exam

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Recess does things to a man."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Too much for the school run?'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

I miss recess!

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."