School Champions Gifts

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Exam

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Too much for the school run?'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Welcome! Your seating is reserved, I'll be your server. The specials today are math, history, and English!"

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."