School Champions Pillows

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Exam

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Too much for the school run?'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Welcome! Your seating is reserved, I'll be your server. The specials today are math, history, and English!"

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'