School Spirit Champion Pillows

"Yes, I know you don't want to go back to school, but you have to...you're a teachers!"

"How is Kayli going to be class president if she won't disclose the contents of her lunchbox? How much chocolate is she hiding?"

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'No wonder their work's slipping. They have their thinking caps on backwards.'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"I can't wait to get to school! I love the joy of meeting a challenge, of reaching my goals and then over-achieving! What could be better than that?"

"I'm starting a club at school next year for all the disadvantaged kids...kids who aren't getting a fair break...the forgotten victims of an unjust society."

"They obviously don't appreciate a little school spirit diversity."

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

Some students are keener than others.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Highschool sign.

Nervous Student

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

Obama in schools.