High School Spirit Captain Pillows

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

Belief and Trust.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Jumping cheerleaders

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"You idiots … we lost!"

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Football Stadium

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

"You don't have coffee breath. And you call yourself a team player!"

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

Thanks Team

"Who's leaping, loving, living to learn today?!"

'This team has a lot of bounce.'

"Give me a hug!"

"Look dear. . . there I am the first day of school and there you are!"