High School Spirit Captain Gifts

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

Belief and Trust.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Jumping cheerleaders

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

Football Stadium

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

I love the fashion mistakes everyone wears back to school. W. Fester High. What were they thinking? It's fun to pick out the biggest whopper. I just wish � I wasn't wearing it. Rompers are so 3 weeks ago!

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

"You don't have coffee breath. And you call yourself a team player!"

What you don't know can hurt you --- Jennifer just slugged me with her algebra book.

Thanks Team

"Who's leaping, loving, living to learn today?!"

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

"Give me a hug!"