Spirit Squad Captain Gifts

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The trauma of losing.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Belief and Trust.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Jumping cheerleaders

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

Cheerleaders

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

American Football.