Spirit Squad Fan Gifts

A star jumping cheerleader

I like the Jets...I guess

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

Support Group for a Good Problem

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Jumping cheerleaders

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Men can show their emotions!

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Strive to win!

'What happened to your hand.'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Team Leader