Spirit Squad Supporter Gifts

Cheerleaders

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

I like the Jets...I guess

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The trauma of losing.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Jumping cheerleaders

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

The commentators want to run the officials...

American Football.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Football player taking the ball home.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"