Sporting Spirit Fan Gifts

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Skate or die."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

The Salivation army.

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Cheerleaders

"You have the Hum bug.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

Edinson Cavani

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'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Basketball Players Working Together

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

One-upmanship.

Al, you're oblivious to life's bigger picture. And loving it!

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

'I will need to watch the replay.'

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta