Spiritual Sports Fan Gifts

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"But you held on to that fly ball."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Father, don't offend me. I don't need the extreme unction."

'I will need to watch the replay.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Golfing Bishop.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Cricket Accidents.